How to Rank for Real Customers without Chasing Vanity Keywords

Moving beyond the green arrows of SEO reports to find the language of the street.

of the keywords on a standard SEO report are never typed by a person who actually intends to pay you money. The statistic is cold and it is hard and most agencies will never tell you the truth about it. They show you the reports and the reports are full of green arrows and the arrows point up and you feel good. You feel good until you look at your bank account and you see that the money is not there. You look at your phone and the phone is not ringing.

Vanity Data

82%

Real Intent

18%

The “Vanity Gap”: Most keywords tracking in SEO reports represent noise, not revenue.

The Consultant in Henderson

Yolanda sat in her office in Henderson and she looked at the man across the desk. The man was a consultant and he had a clean shirt and he had a laptop. He opened the laptop and he showed her a graph. The graph showed that she was ranking on the first page for the phrase “Premium Holistic Wellness Solutions Provider.”

The volume was high and the competition was medium and the consultant was very proud. He said this was a victory. Yolanda looked at the phrase and she tried to remember the last time a human being had walked into her spa and said those words. She could not remember it.

They did not search for providers and they did not search for solutions. They sat in their cars and they felt the pain in their lower backs and they took out their phones. They typed “masajista cerca de mi” into the search bar. Or they typed “lady who does facials in Henderson” because they remembered the city but they forgot the name of the street. They used the words they knew and the words they knew were simple and the words were honest.

The Gap Between the Database and the Street

The gap between the database and the street is wide and it is deep. Keyword tools are built on a logic of cleanliness and they are built on a logic of volume. They scrape the internet and they find the phrases that appear in industry journals and they find the phrases that other consultants use. They categorize the world into neat buckets and they sell those buckets to you.

But the world is not a bucket and the world is not neat. The world is a woman in a hurry who needs her skin to look good before a wedding on Saturday. She does not want a solution. She wants a face that looks young.

I spent an hour this morning writing a paragraph about the technical architecture of search crawlers and then I deleted the whole thing. I deleted it because it was a lie. It was the kind of writing that seeks to sound important while saying nothing at all. It was a “Premium Holistic” paragraph. It was a vanity paragraph. I threw it away and I felt better. We do the same thing with our businesses when we let a tool tell us who we are. We trade our identity for a ranking and we wonder why the traffic feels like a ghost.

The Metaphor of the Parker 51

Oscar P. lives in a small house and he spends his days repairing fountain pens from the . He has a loupe and he has a set of brass shims and he has a very steady hand. I took a Parker 51 to him because the ink would not flow. He looked at the nib and he said the tines were misaligned.

Aligning the Tines

He said the metal was strong but the gap was wrong. If the gap is too wide the ink falls out in a blob and if the gap is too tight the ink stays in the barrel. Search engine optimization is the same as the nib of a pen. The consultant wants to widen the gap so more data flows through but if the gap does not align with the paper then the writing is a mess.

The ink is your brand and the paper is the customer. If you rank for “Premium Wellness Solutions” you are pouring ink onto a table. It is a lot of ink and it looks impressive in a bottle but it does not tell a story. You need the nib to be tight and you need it to be focused on the words the customer actually speaks.

The Rhythm of Two Languages

When you are a Hispanic entrepreneur in a place like Las Vegas or Chicago or Houston you are living in two languages at once. Your customers are living in two languages too. They might start a search in English and they might finish it in Spanish. They might search for “best real estate agent” and then they might search for “casas en venta cerca de mi.”

They see the English phrase and they see the Spanish phrase but they do not see the person who uses both. They do not see the culture. They see the data. An agency that only looks at the data will build you a site that sounds like a textbook. They will fill it with keywords that have high volume but low soul. They will tell you that you need to be a “leader in the industry” and they will tell you that you need “synergy.” They will build a digital brochure that no one wants to read.

If you want to grow, you must understand Cómo aparecer en Google in a way that actually listens to the way people talk in the grocery store and the way they talk at the park. You need a site that understands that “wellness” is a word for a brochure but “sentirse bien” is a reason to call a phone number.

Remembering How to Be Bread

The consultant showed Yolanda another slide. This one showed her “Digital Footprint.” He used words like “authority” and “relevance.” Yolanda thought about her grandmother. Her grandmother had a small bakery and she never had a footprint.

She had a smell of cinnamon that drifted down the street and she had a line of people out the door every Sunday morning. People did not find her because she was a “Premium Carbohydrate Distribution Center.” They found her because they were hungry and she had bread.

We have become so obsessed with the mechanics of the search that we have forgotten the reason for the search. A person searches because they have a hole in their life. They have a broken pipe or they have a legal problem or they have a tired body. They are looking for a human being who can fix the hole.

When they arrive at a website and they see a wall of industry jargon it feels like a cold room. It feels like a machine. They hit the back button and they keep looking until they find someone who speaks like a neighbor.

The Trap of Reliance

The tools are not the enemy but the reliance on them is a trap. You can use a keyword tool to find a direction but you should not let it drive the car. You have to get out of the office and you have to listen to the phone calls. You have to read the emails. You have to look at the words your customers use when they are tired and when they are frustrated.

The Database Word

“Premium Wellness Solution”

The Customer Word

“I will fix your back”

Those are the words that belong on your homepage. They might not have the highest volume in the database but they have the highest conversion in the world. I have made the mistake of chasing the volume. I have built pages that ranked for massive terms and I watched the analytics and I saw thousands of people arrive and then I saw thousands of people leave.

They did not stay because I was not talking to them. I was talking to the tool. I was trying to satisfy an algorithm that has no heart and no wallet. It was a waste of time and it was a waste of money. It is better to have ten people find you who actually need what you have than to have ten thousand people find you who are just looking for a definition.

Simple is a Shield

If you are building a brand you must decide who you are writing for. If you are writing for the consultant you will get a gold star and a green arrow. If you are writing for the customer you will get a business. The two things are rarely the same.

The language of the industry is a shield that people hide behind when they are afraid to be simple. It is easy to say “Premium Solutions.” It is hard to say “I will fix your back.”

“Yolanda closed the laptop. She told the consultant she did not want to be a provider anymore. She wanted to be the lady who does facials. She wanted her website to say that she knew how it felt to be tired and she knew how to make it better.”

– The Narrative of Choice

The consultant did not understand. He said she would lose her ranking for the high-volume terms. Yolanda said that was fine. She said she would rather be found by one person who wanted a massage than by a thousand people who wanted a solution.

The work of 717 Design is different because it starts with the person. It does not start with the database. When you build a site that reflects the reality of a bilingual entrepreneur you are building a bridge. You are not just putting words on a screen. You are creating a place where a customer can feel at home.

You are aligning the tines of the nib so the ink can flow. It takes and it takes more thought but it is the only way to write a story that someone actually wants to read. You stop looking at the arrows and you start looking at the people. You stop being a solution and you start being the answer.

The phone starts to ring and the money starts to come in and you realize that the consultant was wrong all along. The best words are the ones that are spoken in the street.

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