The Visible Cost of Invisible Time
You need to submit a $39 expense report. It should take 3 minutes. Instead, you are logging into a portal that looks like a Geocities archive, navigating through 19 separate screens, and fighting an OCR engine that thinks a receipt for a steak is a photograph of a cloud. By the time you finish, 29 minutes have evaporated. You aren’t just out the $39; the company has just spent $109 worth of your salary time to process a sandwich.
Ideal Time
Actual Time
It is a madness we have collectively agreed to ignore because the ‘software costs’ line item on the balance sheet looks smaller than the ‘lost potential’ column that doesn’t exist. We hire highly paid knowledge workers, and then we ask them to battle software that would be unacceptable in their personal lives. If your banking app took 19 seconds to load a balance, you would delete it.
When the Tool Dictates the Mission
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Because it took 29 minutes to log a requisition for canned peaches, the crew just stopped asking for them. The ‘tool’ didn’t facilitate the mission; it dictated the menu.
Carter S.K., a submarine cook, understood this. In a confined space where space is the ultimate currency, a blunt knife or slow software is a critical liability. When the software is a barrier, the humans find a workaround, and usually, that workaround is doing less or doing it worse. This signals a deep, structural disrespect for an employee’s time and focus.
Cognitive Load (Pebble Accumulation)
~19 Pebbles Daily
Walk 9 miles with 19 pebbles, and you’re crippled. (Visualizing the accumulated pain)
User Experience is Not a Luxury
There is a peculiar arrogance in procurement departments that believe user experience is a ‘luxury.’ It isn’t. It is the core of efficiency. If a tool requires a 49-page manual to perform a basic function, the tool has failed. We have normalized this failure.
We’ve built entire sub-cultures around ‘knowing the quirks’ of the internal software, as if being able to navigate a broken database is a badge of honor rather than a symptom of systemic decay.
The Uncalculated Cost of Friction
Companies often argue that the cost of ‘switching’ tools is too high. They cite the 19 months it would take to migrate data or the $99,999 implementation fee. What they never calculate is the cost of staying. They don’t see the ‘friction cost’-the invisible tax that slows down every decision, every project, and every communication.
It shouldn’t be a miracle when a system works the first time, but in the current corporate climate, it feels like one. Having a hub that respects the user’s time is no longer a perk; it is a necessity for mental preservation.
Forcing People Outside the System
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The system became so burdensome that it turned a dedicated serviceman into a black-market smuggler of peaches.
The ultimate end-state of bad tools: they force people to operate outside the system just to get their jobs done. They create a culture of shadow-IT and workaround-logic that eventually hollows out the entire organization.
Fight
Bypass
Tax
Value the Focus of the Human
So, the next time you are looking at a software budget, don’t just look at the license fee. Look at the people. Add up those minutes. You’ll find that the ‘cheap’ tool is actually the most expensive thing you own. We are at a breaking point where the complexity of our tools has exceeded our capacity to tolerate them.
Maybe the solution is to give the procurement officers the worst computers in the building. Let them feel the 9-second delay in every mouse click. I bet the ‘Hidden Tax’ would become visible very, very quickly.
I finally got the ‘Enter’ key to stop sticking. It only took 19 tries. I wonder what I could have accomplished with those minutes if I hadn’t been fighting a piece of plastic and a spill caused by a loading screen. But I do know this: the next time I see a ‘system update’ notification that promises to ‘streamline’ my workflow by adding 9 new mandatory fields, I’m going to go for a very long walk. Or maybe I’ll just go find some peaches.
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